ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤNew Series of Rajnikanth :

ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajinikanth Killed a Terrorist in Pakistan "via Bluetooth"
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajnikanth Can Draw a Straight Line with a Compass.
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajinikanth Knows Who Let the Dogs Out.
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajinikanth's Pulse is Measured in Richter Scale
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤThe New Rupee Symbol is Actually Rajinikanth's Signature
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤWhen God Watched Robot, He Saidㅤ, "Oh My Rajinikanth..."
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajnikanth Has a Statue of Madame Tussauds at his house...!!
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajnikanth is The Secret of Boost's Energy & Complan is a Rajnikanth Boy
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajnikanth Participated in 100m Race,  Obviously He Came First But Einstein Died Watching that Since Light Came Second. :P
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤIntel's new Ad: "Rajnikanth Inside"
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤWhen Alexander Graham Bell first used his Telephone. He Realized that He Already had Two Missed Calls from Rajinikanth
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤWhy Does Needle of Magnetic Compass Always Point Towards North ? Because. Rajinikanth Lives in the South and No One has Guts to Point at Him.
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤThe Apple which Fell on Newton was Actually Thrown by Rajinikanth.
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤAn Email was Sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth Stopped it in Lonavala.
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajinikanth can Whistle in 5 Different Languages :P

ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤOnly Rajinikanth Knows Why Mona Lisa is Smiling 
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajinikanth is the Only Person in the World Who Can Make His Girlfriend Admit Her Mistake...!
ㅤㅤ#ㅤㅤRajnikanth Went to the World Cooking Championship, Of Course Rajini Won But, Guess What Did He Make in Final ? Lal Mirchi ki Meethi Kheer" :P