ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤPin Drop Silence in the Court :
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤSir ek baar suno to sahi?
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤEk bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤSir mai begunaah hoon
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤYe tumhi kahte the naa, Sharab aur khoon main apni marzi se peeta hoon ... dabake
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤSir ab main kya karu?
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤ Swagat nahi karoge aap hamara?
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤSir mujhe kya pata wahan Aadmi so rahe the?
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤAam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤSir aap cheez kya ho?
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤMere bare mein itna mat sochna ... dil mein aata hoon ... samajh mein nahi
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤOkkkaay? Matlab final hai aapka faisla?
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤMain request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤSalman stares at the judge
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ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤAgar tum mujhe yun hi dekhti rahi ... toh tumhe mujhse pyar ho jayega
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤSir mai life me koi nayi excitement nahi chahta
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤWoh jeena bhi koi jeena hai jis mein kick na ho
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ㅤㅤSalman :ㅤㅤDon’t you think you are overestimating yourself?
ㅤㅤJudge :ㅤㅤZindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤSalman stops speaking and waves at his fans.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤWahin door Yerawada Jail mein:
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ㅤㅤSanjay Dutt :ㅤㅤBadtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar. :P
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