ㅤㅤㅤGajhodhar Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Koi Matlab Nahin Tha. Apne Gajhodhar Ko Bulaya Gaya Interview Ke Liye.
ㅤㅤㅤInterviewer :ㅤㅤAap Nadhi Ke Beech Mein Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Apko Ek Cigarette Jalana Hai, Kaise Jalaoge ???
ㅤㅤㅤGajhodhar :ㅤㅤSir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hain.
ㅤㅤㅤInterviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan :ㅤㅤAchcha !!! Theek Hai Batao!!!
ㅤㅤㅤGajhodhar Ke Out Of The World Answers :ㅤㅤTake One Cigarette and Throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER...... using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.
ㅤㅤㅤInterviewer :ㅤㅤKya Bakwas Hai.
ㅤㅤㅤGajhodhar's Another solution :ㅤㅤYou throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.
ㅤㅤㅤInterviewer :ㅤㅤStupid!!!!
ㅤㅤㅤGajhodhar :ㅤㅤSir one more Solution - Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop (TIP, TIP, TIP...)
ㅤㅤㅤInterviewer :ㅤㅤAbey Bewakoof, Us Se Kya Hoga???
ㅤㅤㅤGajhodar :ㅤㅤㅤSir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna 'TIP TIP Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayee', Us Aag Se Humne Cigarette Jalayee...
ㅤㅤㅤGajhodhar :ㅤㅤSir If that was not enough, I have one more solution: Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous and 'Jalney Lagega'
Interviewer Impressed... Saale Ko Maaro Goli, Naukri Gajhodhar Ko Hee De Dete Hain. 

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